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[Reid and Prentiss are playing cards]
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Prentiss:
Three cards, please.
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Reid:
[deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.
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Prentiss:
Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
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Reid:
Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]
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Prentiss:
[goes all out as well] So, are you?
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Reid:
Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
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Prentiss:
Either.
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Reid:
Well, I'm, you know, probably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.
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Prentiss:
[sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.
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Reid:
Yep! [moves to take the winnings]
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Prentiss:
Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.
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Reid:
Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!
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Prentiss:
97-to-one. Looks like you're out!
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Morgan:
Hey, Prentiss, Sin-to-Win.
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Prentiss:
I'm sorry, what?
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Morgan:
Come on now, I gotta know. What the hell is a Sin-to-Win weekend in Atlantic City?
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Prentiss:
Derek, I have a tremendous amount of respect for you, but there are some questions that if you have to ask them, it means you probably couldn't handle the answer. [gets up and walks away]
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Morgan:
There is a whole other side to that woman.
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Reid:
[dealing card combinations, confused] I never lose.
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Morgan:
Whole other side.
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Reid:
I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
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Morgan:
I never said that. When have I ever said that?
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Reid:
Every day since I met you.
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Elle:
This morning at breakfast.
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Hotch:
Yesterday when he beat you at cards.
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Morgan:
My bomb fragments, let’s start putting this bad boy together.
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Garcia:
Why bother, don’t you just dust for prints and...stuff?
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Morgan:
Garcia, what are you doing in the FBI?
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Garcia:
I didn’t get into medical school.
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[while piecing together the bomb]
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Garcia:
: If there was a longer rod it could have fit here and gone all the way through.
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[Morgan looks a her in surprise]
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Garcia:
Tetris.
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Garcia:
You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of Supreme Genius.
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Morgan:
Hey it's Morgan. I need you to work some magic here. I've got a program called Deadbolt Defence and a girl with only a couple hours to live so what do you know?
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Garcia:
You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
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Morgan:
I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
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Garcia:
Well gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Freakin' Bad.
