But I never lose...

  • [Reid and Prentiss are playing cards]
  • Prentiss: Three cards, please.
  • Reid: [deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.
  • Prentiss: Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
  • Reid: Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]
  • Prentiss: [goes all out as well] So, are you?
  • Reid: Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
  • Prentiss: Either.
  • Reid: Well, I'm, you know, probably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.
  • Prentiss: [sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.
  • Reid: Yep! [moves to take the winnings]
  • Prentiss: Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.
  • Reid: Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!
  • Prentiss: 97-to-one. Looks like you're out!
  • Morgan: Hey, Prentiss, Sin-to-Win.
  • Prentiss: I'm sorry, what?
  • Morgan: Come on now, I gotta know. What the hell is a Sin-to-Win weekend in Atlantic City?
  • Prentiss: Derek, I have a tremendous amount of respect for you, but there are some questions that if you have to ask them, it means you probably couldn't handle the answer. [gets up and walks away]
  • Morgan: There is a whole other side to that woman.
  • Reid: [dealing card combinations, confused] I never lose.
  • Morgan: Whole other side.

xP

  • Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
  • Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
  • Reid: Every day since I met you.
  • Elle: This morning at breakfast.
  • Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Ah, yes. Tetris.

  • Morgan: My bomb fragments, let’s start putting this bad boy together.
  • Garcia: Why bother, don’t you just dust for prints and...stuff?
  • Morgan: Garcia, what are you doing in the FBI?
  • Garcia: I didn’t get into medical school.
  • [while piecing together the bomb]
  • Garcia: : If there was a longer rod it could have fit here and gone all the way through.
  • [Morgan looks a her in surprise]
  • Garcia: Tetris.

~ ♥ ~

  • Garcia: You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of Supreme Genius.
  • Morgan: Hey it's Morgan. I need you to work some magic here. I've got a program called Deadbolt Defence and a girl with only a couple hours to live so what do you know?
  • Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
  • Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
  • Garcia: Well gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Freakin' Bad.