a "thing"

  • [Garcia distributes new iPads to the team]
  • Prentiss: Whoa!
  • Garcia: Welcome to the 21st century. Yay, technology. Behold - everyone has a new tablet.
  • Reid: We've gone paperless?
  • Garcia: Fear not, Doctor of the Dark Ages, I went old school for your anti-technology quirk—paper files, hard copy photos—but the, uh, abacus is your responsibility.
  • Hotch: Garcia, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the funding for these come from?
  • Garcia: I did a thing...
  • Hotch: "A thing?"
  • Garcia: Best not talk about the thing?
  • Hotch: We'll talk about the thing later.

Well then...

  • Blackwolf: [to Gideon] You look like a college professor. [to Reid] You look like his student. [to Hotchner] You, you look like FBI.


  • Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
  • Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
  • Reid: Every day since I met you.
  • Elle: This morning at breakfast.
  • Hotch: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Oh, Reid. ;)

  • Hotch: This is Dr. Reid.
  • Heather’s Brother: Doctor? You seem too young to have gotten into Medical school...
  • Reid: There are PhD's. Three of them.
  • Heather’s Brother: Are you a genius or something?
  • Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius.