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[Garcia distributes new iPads to the team]
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Prentiss:
Whoa!
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Garcia:
Welcome to the 21st century. Yay, technology. Behold - everyone has a new tablet.
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Reid:
We've gone paperless?
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Garcia:
Fear not, Doctor of the Dark Ages, I went old school for your anti-technology quirk—paper files, hard copy photos—but the, uh, abacus is your responsibility.
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Hotch:
Garcia, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the funding for these come from?
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Garcia:
I did a thing...
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Hotch:
"A thing?"
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Garcia:
Best not talk about the thing?
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Hotch:
We'll talk about the thing later.
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Blackwolf:
[to Gideon] You look like a college professor. [to Reid] You look like his student. [to Hotchner] You, you look like FBI.
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Elle:
Gideon, will you tell him that I don't need to go to the hospital?
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Gideon:
Regulations are regulations. You all right?
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Elle:
I'm fine, Dad.
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Gideon:
Elle?
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Elle:
Yeah?
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Gideon:
Don't ever call me Dad again.
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[Gideon walks away]
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Elle:
I wonder how he'd feel about Mom?
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Reid:
Let me know when you're going to do that so I can, uh, run.
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Mr. Davenport:
[talking to Reid] Excuse me c-can you actually read that fast?
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Reid:
Our conscious mind can process 16 bits of information per second, our unconscious however can process 11 million.
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[Mr. Davenport looks over at Gideon with a questioning look]
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Reid:
Yes, I can actually read this fast.
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Reid:
I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
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Morgan:
I never said that. When have I ever said that?
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Reid:
Every day since I met you.
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Elle:
This morning at breakfast.
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Hotch:
Yesterday when he beat you at cards.
